flash me your
Don’t let no
modern kind of love bring you down;
there’s plenty of
decent tail in this town.
Did you grow up in a trailer park?
Did you grow up
in an immaculate and humorless place?
where the holy spirit, when you came crawling in
turned away from his face
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious